As usual, my genius exceeds my technical ability, so I'm not going to collect the million bucks. But I'd play. Think of the endless variations--Rush Bingo, Teaparty Bingo, Boehner Bingo, and a whole new crop after the primaries. Hairy Palms bingo--you know--in (dis)honor of the winner of the Republican Primary in Delaware.
There could be the coolest of prizes. Be the first to finish the card and never have to read another piece of trash by the subject again. So those of you with a programming background, get busy. I'm not going to patent the concept so get hopping on your way to riches.
When you do strike it rich, please remain a progressive. If you do, you might double down by becoming a target for the invective of the Right Wing.
I collect mugs--so I'm going to get one to add to my collection. The clothes, alas, don't come in my size, and I'm too old to thrill anyone with a bare midriff style.